Holy Hanna!

I love the phrase Holy Hanna! not sure why, But it fits I think.
   So it has been forever and a day since I have written a blog.
The main reason is because I am just plain lazy. the other reasons consist of kids, sports, scouts, and just finding the time.

  But in the essence of my chaos , A long term disability I struggle with. Blogging has fell to the wayside. The problem being I truly do love sharing my very simple views on Paganism. So I am going to try again, Maybe Just maybe I will do a blog once a month or something. ;) who knows.

 As most of you know I practice the art of Lazy witchery. I have worked really hard at maintaining my title. Well this year at the annual Michigan Convocation. Which by the way I recommend all of you try it at lease one time. I know it is all the way in Michigan. And yes it is the middle of winter and it is cold here. But this is an indoor event. I cant tell you how much I have learned of the years at con. Plus the wonderful people I have met and became close to. It is just all the way a round a good time.

 Ok  Sorry about the sales pitch I swear I am not con staff or even a person of interest in there world.

 So back to Lazy witchery. I wrote a blog on this a long time ago if you didn't read it please check it out. http://inis-madmaddam.blogspot.com/2010/12/lazy-witchery.html
But after my convocation. I have confirmed my place as a lazy witch. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a lazy witch. don't care what you say. It is all about the different strokes for different folks.

 But I did have some very profound experiences. I retook a class on akashic wisdom. With Jackie Smith and Patty Shaw.
and wow is all I can say. I took this class years ago. actually the first time they ever taught the class. I was in it. With about 200 people. and let me tell ya it was hard to get into the meditation with that many people. But this time with a small group of  30-40 it was nice. It awakened something I thought was long dead. but it was something I need to revisit.  So I bought the book. LOL now I know what your think yup you went to a lecture and bought a book. but actually I bought the book before the class. Just because I knew I wanted more knowledge on the subject. So I will have to give you all a quick book review later.

 I have also decide to include some of my Lazy witch spell work.
My favorite morning cup of Herbal
spearmint and anise
mix together and make a fantastic cup of herbal tea. As you drink you morning brew sit back and enjoy every sip. enjoy and taste the flavor. Look at this cup of herbal as a gift that the great ones have given you.
Meaning behind these herbs:
 anise is good for weight loss.. which the witch needs a lot of. and spearmint is for Financial matters. It helps you plan and stay on a budget.  ;)

 Now in lazy witchery we put the herbs in make our brew. lol and look that shit up when we got time.. lol I love making magick this way.
 So the Gods and Goddess are telling me loose weight and make a budget.. LOL I think I may need to do a little more work on this one

Hope you all have a blessed day!
Inis

What do you think happens?

My friend Cora  Posted a blog today, You can check it out over here http://tpoaic.blogspot.com/2011/04/deep-thoughts-questions.html

 And in it she posted some very interesting things about end of life. Now I am a firm believe in the otherworld. I also believe in a time of rest. But i have many struggles with this subject. In otherwords I tend to piss people off on this subject. Not on purpose it just tends to happen. I often think it is because of my personal thoughts and views.

 For example I do not think there is a set "year" limit you have to stay in the otherworld. I had a very rocky discussion about this with a girl who owned a pagan shop near my home. Putting a limit of 15 years is just silly in my book.

 I guess it is because I look at the big picture. By that I mean i believe every case is different. Who are we to say hey that did or dint happen to that person. By this I mean how can you tell some one who was born in the 77 that they didn't have a past life in the 72.  If you sit in the court of law for one day you would see that every case is just a little different. Even in traffic court. 2 men could be up and accused of the same thing. But one may have priors and the other may not. So there outcome could be completely different. I see this as the same when we pass on and enter the otherworld.

 Every person is different every person a greater lesson to learn in life. When we come to our end, I do believe we take a moment of reflection. I do believe we look at the most important facts and I do believe we choose our next life and it is a choice.But I dint believe that anyone else can make that choice for us. Or put a time limit on how long it will take you to get there.

 I witnessed an event between a young women and one of my teacher's/mentors . The event consisted of a young girl who was faced with an abortion. This young girl couldn't handle her decisions. her soul battled with the choice she had made. She wanted to die. My mentor said to her child you are not seeing the whole picture. This was already planned out, It was an agreement between your soul and that soul before you even chose this life. Your baby that you mourn for will be with you again. Just you wait and see. The girl slowly wiped her tears. We did some healing on her. We asked the Gods and the Goddess to help her on her path. And when we were done we sent her on her way. I saw this women months later. She Looked magnificent. and she ran to me and hugged me. She told me how she had finally found peace within herself.  I was never so happy for someone. I still believe with all my heart that she will one day be reunited with her baby. Maybe in a different time place or life them 2 souls will meet again.

 Now you ask but who would choose that life. Maybe her soul felt she needed to learn something there.
I know for a fact my soul needed this life. Even if it was only for me and My Hubby to finally be married.
This life has had many winding roads but all of them lead me to him. And for my soul to trust a man in its self is a miracle. LOL

 I am also a believer in the fact that my soul will not suffer after life dogma. I do not believe in hell there for i will not parish there for sins. I suffer now, I have no one to blame. In other words I cant blame the devil. I say this because of another valuable lesson I learned from another teacher/Mentor. is that excepting to be a witch is excepting to deal with the wrong you have done now.Christians wait till the after life to deal with the mistakes. A witch can not hide from her mistakes. She is forced to see them now. And believe me I am always dealing with my mistakes. lol


 So i guess in a nut shell I don't think anything in life or the after life is simple. it is what we make of our life. That is the true measure of greatness. What you choose to do with this life.

Ok now that Cora got me all serious, I am going back to my silly old self. LMFAO. Just kidding Love ya Cora.
Witchy hugz
Inis
P.S. All thoughts and Veiws on this page are Mine and mine alone. I dont excpect anyone to agree or disagree with me.

 

Lesson 1

In life we all are faced with  life lessons. Some of these lessons are grand. By that I mean they have taught you something wonderful. Some of these lessons suck, and slowly become a moment that we wont forget. But a Life lesson is a way that the Gods and Goddess teach us. (at lease that is how i look at it)

 Well I have had a fairly rough life. I have seen my fair share of life and its lessons. I have seen death, abuse, poverty,strength,weakness, addiction, and many other things.

 Now lets get something straight I am not the boo-hoo type. I don't sit around having pitty parties for my self. Actually people like that get on my fucking nerves. But I do think that I am steady learning lessons just like the rest of us. I believe most of these things I have seen are life lessons. By that I mean they are things I had to go threw to become who I am. I hold No shame to my past. And I live my life with No regrets.

 Well recently I had this bout of momma always told me episodes. And I caught my self doing things I knew better than doing. So some times I guess we all can use a little reminder of life's crazy little lessons. So I have decide to do a set of Lesson blogs.  I Hope you all like em.

  This weeks lesson you may not see, what someone else is going threw.

I have had a very hard last couple of weeks with friends it has seemed like they would go out of there way to cut me down/hurt my feelings. So i was getting into Betty Bitch Mode. You know the I don't give a fuck. If you aren't going to be nice why the hell should I. And as soon as my friends saw I was getting like that their tune changed. and boom guess what the two friends in question was going threw some stressfull shit. I felt like dog poo! And yet again Mommas words rang threw my head. Don't Judge a Book by it's cover. O how I wish I would here them gentle notions before I make an ass of myself.

Witchy Hugz all

Inis

Belief-O-Matic Thanks Cora

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A Personality quiz about your religious and spiritual beliefs

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Your Results

1.	Neo-Pagan (100%)
2.	New Age (88%)
3.	Mahayana Buddhism (87%)
4.	Hinduism (83%)
5.	Jainism (81%)
6.	Unitarian Universalism (80%)
7.	New Thought (69%)
8.	Theravada Buddhism (68%)
9.	Liberal Quakers (64%)
10.	Scientology (63%)
11.	Reform Judaism (55%)
12.	Sikhism (54%)
13.	Taoism (53%)
14.	Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (47%)
15.	Secular Humanism (46%)
16.	Baha'i Faith (45%)
17.	Orthodox Quaker (42%)
18.	Orthodox Judaism (42%)
19.	Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (40%)
20.	Nontheist (38%)
21.	Islam (31%)
22.	Seventh Day Adventist (19%)
23.	Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (18%)
24.	Jehovah's Witness (12%)
25.	Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (6%)
26.	Eastern Orthodox (2%)
27.	Roman Catholic (2%)

Dinner challenge Thanks Dark Mother

This is who I would want at my last supper!

(LMFAO)

You will never recover from this dinner party.

First off The one the only Jim Morrision

Because not only is he a wonderful Poet, But he is also smokin Hot to boot. But I would want him to appear like this. Not in the drunkin beer gut hairy man stage. lol

Jimmy Hendrix, Umm if you like rock music how can you not give it up to this guy. He was a god when he played his guitar. We owe so much to him and his music. Not to mention he was a Black man in the 70's Playing hard rock. I bet he has got some stories to tell.

Janis Joplin, Well I like her so much there is actually a pic of her in my ritual room. LoL. She is the best Female vocalist of all time. in my book. and there isnt any female singer today who could hold a flame to them pipes, (just saying) Plus again we are dealing with the 70's and she was the queen of sexual freedom.

The Brothers Grimm, What can you say, You created the Nightmare, Thank you for scaring me stiff...

Bill Clinton, Man i would love to meet him the first president who was ridiculed in public for getting a blow job. (because we know for a fact that he wasnt the first president who was un -faithful to his wife)

Come on people, Bill I would Love to smoke pot with You.. LOL

Marie Laveau, O yeah I went there the Voo doo queen hereself.  There is so much that people think and dont know about her. She had 15 children one who was named after her. But it is said that she owned a brothel. Just something completely awesome about her. I would love to have a cup of Joe with her. 

What you think of my Six! LOL

O yeah I was suposed to Tag six people.
K I tag
Kris
Wykked
The snarky stalker
Irish Goddess
Cystal Luna Rouge
faerwillow.
The rules are pic 6 people dead or alive that you would like to have dinner with, Then tag six people.

OMG I WANT IT!

Ok I want this really bad. LOL so friends got to this blog spot and check it out... LOL
http://pagan-culture.blogspot.com/2011/04/book-of-shadows-by-celestial-achelois.html

She has alot of cool stuff up for grabs go Follow her page. U just might like it!!!
Witchy Hugz
Inis

Lazy witchary strikes agian!

Ok as I have explained in one of my very first blogs, check it out here 
 http://inis-madmaddam.blogspot.com/2010/12/lazy-witchery.html
I am the queen of a little something I like to call lazy witchary. I believe this happens to all of us but only select few really admit to having this.

 So as i have been very caught up in the day to day lately. I get back on here to see, Holy shit I am behind again. DUDE seriously I love you blog friends really I do, But I cant keep up. Not that I don't want to. I would love to keep up. But you guys are blogging machines. You guys blog all the time.
Ok so today I am like OMG I got to get on blog spot and see what everyone has been up to. then Holy shit I am like frikin 2 weeks behind. LOL
I don't know how you guys do it.....

Dark Mother one of my Favorite blogs.. Mainly because she tells people to fuck off all the time.. ;) Has posted like 8 freaking blogs.
 And My gypsy girl who  love so dear, Yup like 10 behind there. LOL

  And Cora, Yup way behind on your blog 2 love.

 It isn't that I don't love to post. It isn't that I don't love to read. It is that I cant keep up. LOL
 For the love of the Goddess please take away my ADD.

 So I am reading and will try to catch up. But just remember Lazy witch Is me..Love you guys,but ya I cant keep up...
Witchy Hugz
Inis